10 Reasons I Need an iPhone More than New Coral

My friend was teasing me about how much coral I could buy with how much I am willing to spend on an iPhone. Here is my response.

10 reasons I need an iPhone more than new coral:

1. You don’t have to feed an iPhone.
2. An iPhone doesn’t care about the quality of the water that you place it in. It just cares that you don’t place it in water at all.
3. An iPhone can hold pictures of your saltwater tank so that you can show everyone that doesn’t actually care what fish you have.
4. An iPhone can touch other iPhones without you having to worry about whether or not they will kill one another.
5. An iPhone won’t require me to upgrade my lighting.
6. Coral can’t access the internet so that I can talk to other people about my saltwater reef addiction.
7. Coral can’t capture video and upload it onto YouTube.
8. I need more than one hobby (joining iPhone enthusiasts everywhere will give me two hobbies…) which leads into:
9. My fortune cookie today said that I need to broaden my social circle. I will pretend like an iPhone can actually do that…
10. Because I think an iPhone is almost as cool as my coral.

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